why cant i cry money instead of tears

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why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

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*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

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me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy