teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via perks-of-being-chinese)





why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(Source: elouvator, via tipslip)





kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

(Source: kisslng, via officialwhitegirls)





afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)





me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy